Flanders! My Socks Feel Dirty! Gimme Some Water To Wash 'em!
Flanders! My socks feel dirty! Gimme some water to wash 'em!
-- Homer Simpson
Boy-Scoutz n the Hood
Homer: Flanders! My socks feel dirty. Give me some water to wash them.
Flanders: Again? Homer, we have to ration the water carefully....
You are not my son! -- Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the Hood
Well if it isn't the leader of the weiner patrol, boning up on his nerd lessons!
-- Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the Hood...
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals.
Except the weasel. -- Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the Hood...
Bart: A rescue plane! Get the flare gun! [Flanders does so, but Homer grabs it] Home
This ain't one of your church picnic flare-gun firings, Flanders!...
Ah, finally a little quiet time to read some of my old favorites.
.. [Looks at books, picks up peanut jar] Honey-roasted peanuts....
Homer: According to this map, there's a Krusty Burger on an offshore oil rig.
Flanders: That's what you're smelling, Homer! Oh, if it weren't for this blasted fog, we'd be saved....
Bart: Hello, alternative to testing! [Opens the door, sees Ned Flanders] Ohh.
.. Ned: Well, it's Bart Simpson...come on in! You're just in time for "Sponge Bath the Old Folks" Day!...
Homer dances on a beach with ice cream cones and lollipops] Home
[singing] Sugar, do-do-do do, do do, Oh, honey honey, do-do-do do, do do, You are my candy girl....