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• Homer: Flanders! My socks feel dirty. Give me some water to wash them.
  Flanders: Again? Homer, we have to ration the water carefully....
• You are not my son! -- Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the Hood
• Well if it isn't the leader of the weiner patrol, boning up on his nerd lessons!
  -- Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the Hood...
• Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals.
  Except the weasel. -- Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the Hood...
• Bart: A rescue plane! Get the flare gun! [Flanders does so, but Homer grabs it] Home
  This ain't one of your church picnic flare-gun firings, Flanders!...
• Ah, finally a little quiet time to read some of my old favorites.
  .. [Looks at books, picks up peanut jar] Honey-roasted peanuts....
• Homer: According to this map, there's a Krusty Burger on an offshore oil rig.
  Flanders: That's what you're smelling, Homer! Oh, if it weren't for this blasted fog, we'd be saved....
• Bart: Hello, alternative to testing! [Opens the door, sees Ned Flanders] Ohh.
  .. Ned: Well, it's Bart Simpson...come on in! You're just in time for "Sponge Bath the Old Folks" Day!...
• Homer dances on a beach with ice cream cones and lollipops] Home
  [singing] Sugar, do-do-do do, do do, Oh, honey honey, do-do-do do, do do, You are my candy girl....