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• Abe: And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Springfield.
  They had brought the sacred tree back to its native soil, and though Flanders was stuck with the impound fee, he could easily afford it....
• Abe: [points to old TV] There she is, the old Radiation King.
  You'd park yourself right there and watch for hours on end....
• Lisa: Uh, maybe I need to talk to somebody with a little more age and wisdom.
  Abe: Death stalks you at every turn! Lisa: Grampa!...
• Abe: Hey, wait a minute! That's Amos Pearson's moose farm.
  Make a right here. [Homer does so...
• Abe: Boy, you borrow us some diving equipment while I borrow this boat.
  [starts sawing the anchor] Ned...
• Martin: Aw, a car impound lot: the impenetrable fortress of suburbia!
  Milhouse: We'll never get the tree back now. Ba...
• Malloy: Homer, old chap, well done. If anyone was going to catch me, I'm glad it was you.
  Homer: Actually, it wasn't me, it was my dad, Grampa....
• Did you hear that the Ku Klux Klan, in an effort to keep up with the times, is considering changing its name to the White Muslins.
• Bart: The lemon tree's gone! Martin: And the tracks appear to lead into Shelbyville.
  Database: Oh look, a clue. A candy bar wrapper. Milhouse...