Abe: Hey, wait a minute! That's Amos Pearson's moose farm. Make a
right here.
[Homer does so; they get out]
Homer: Ew! Why are we stopping at this dump?
Abe: That's the house you grew up in, son.
Homer: Wow. Let's go find that hot dog tree I planted.
Abe: Yeah, we lived here 'til the bank foreclosed in '63. Farm went
bust after the cows started giving sour milk. Something must
have spooked 'em good.
[flashback to young Homer in the barn]
Homer: Nah, stupid cows! Nyah, nyeah, nyeah nyeah, nyeah! [flaps
tongue at them] Boo, boo, boo! Aah! Aah!
-- Something, indeed, "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
