Abe: Boy, you borrow us some diving equipment while I borrow
this boat.
[starts sawing the anchor]
Ned: [on the boat] Well, howdy-doodily, stranger! Couldn't
help but notice you're stealing my boat.
Abe: I'll bring it back.
Ned: You ever operated a powerboat?
Abe: No.
Ned: Know anything about water safety?
Abe: No!
Ned: What do you need it for?
Abe: It's a secret.
Ned: Hoo-hoo, sounds spine-tingling-dingling! Just promise
you'll have a good time.
[hands him the keys]
Ned: Maude, boys, come on up! We're gonna have a little camp
out in the dingy!
Maude & Kids: Yay!
-- Stealing ain't like it used to be anymore,
"The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
this boat.
[starts sawing the anchor]
Ned: [on the boat] Well, howdy-doodily, stranger! Couldn't
help but notice you're stealing my boat.
Abe: I'll bring it back.
Ned: You ever operated a powerboat?
Abe: No.
Ned: Know anything about water safety?
Abe: No!
Ned: What do you need it for?
Abe: It's a secret.
Ned: Hoo-hoo, sounds spine-tingling-dingling! Just promise
you'll have a good time.
[hands him the keys]
Ned: Maude, boys, come on up! We're gonna have a little camp
out in the dingy!
Maude & Kids: Yay!
-- Stealing ain't like it used to be anymore,
"The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
Related:
- Ned: Good night, my little foundlingadings.
Bart:
But it's only 7:00. Lisa: Yeah, the sun is still... - Ned: Well...?
Todd: I know!
Ned: No, son, we've got to let Bart and Lisa get one.
Come on, this one's easy. Lisa: [pause] We... - Maude: Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables?
Todd:
Hell, no! Ned+Maude+Rod: [gasp!] Maude: What did you... - Ned: [sleepy] Howdily-diddely.
Phone: Greetings, friends.
Do you wish to look... Ned: [hangs up] Oh, it's... - Ned: My name is Ned.
All: Hello, Ned!
Ned: It's been 4,000 days since my last drink.
It was my first -- and last -- blackberry schnapps... - Ned: If you need anything just give a whistle.
Homer:
I could use a TV tray. Ned: Well, gee... Homer: What... - Ned: Howdily doodily, there, President Bush -- or should I say,
"President Neighbor"! I'm Ned Flanders, and this is... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily... - Ned: Oh, can't you see this man isn't a hero? He's annoying.
He's very, very annoying! Mrs. Lovejoy: [haughty] Well...
