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• Martin: Aw, a car impound lot: the impenetrable fortress of suburbia!
  Milhouse: We'll never get the tree back now. Ba...
• Ned: OK, folks, look: I called the police captain in Shelbyville.
  He says he hasn't seen our kids, but if they show up in the morgue, he'll fax us....
• Milhouse: Oh my gosh! Look: the fire hydrants here are yellow.
  Nelson: This place is starting to freak me out....
• Abe: And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Springfield.
  They had brought the sacred tree back to its native soil, and though Flanders was stuck with the impound fee, he could easily afford it....
• Homer: No one in history has ever done anything this clever!
  On the plan to get back Springfield's Lemon Tree, stolen by Shelbyville, by parking the van illegally, so it is towed into the parking lot where the tree is kept, from which they all sneak out at night....
• Shelby: We just got word there's Springfield kids in town.
  [all the kids growl] Bart: Curse those handsome devils!...
• Homer: This is the darkest day in the history of Springfield.
  If anybody wants me, I'll be in the shower....
• Bart: You know, Milhouse, I've been thinking: this town ain't so bad.
  Good friends, lots of lemons, numerous angel sightings....
• Bart: Hello, there, fellow Shelbyvillians. Martin2
  Wait a minute. If you're from Shelbyville, how come we've never seen you at school?...