Wiggum: All right, you scrawny beanpoles: becoming a cop is _not_
something that happens overnight. It takes one solid weekend of
training to get that badge.
Man: Forget about the badge! When do we get the freakin' guns?!
Wiggum: Hey, I told you, you don't get your gun until you tell me your
name.
Man: I've had it up to here with your "rules"! [walks off]
-- Stacy Koons in training, "The Springfield Connection"
something that happens overnight. It takes one solid weekend of
training to get that badge.
Man: Forget about the badge! When do we get the freakin' guns?!
Wiggum: Hey, I told you, you don't get your gun until you tell me your
name.
Man: I've had it up to here with your "rules"! [walks off]
-- Stacy Koons in training, "The Springfield Connection"
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And he appears every Friday night... like Urkel... - Carl: Hey, Homer, are you sure it's OK to smoke Cuban cigars and gamble
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Homer: Are you kidding? Being a cop husband is one... - Wiggum: Son, you wait here while Daddy tries to talk some sense into
this raving derelict.
[the man raves as Wiggum walks up] Wiggum: [motioning]... - Bart: Looks like I've got me a genuine glow-in-the-dark police badge!
[hunts through the box of cereal] Hey, it's... - Wiggum: All right, get in there.
Lou: You're going _down_.
Eddie: I want a piece of him. Wiggum: You think you're... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Wiggum: I'd like to help you ma'am, but, heh heh, I'm afraid there's no
law against mailing threatening letters.
Marge: [indignantly] I'm pretty sure there is. Wiggum... - Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to
go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily...
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-- Homer's voice check,
"The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie... - Bellhop: TV's there...bathroom's there...and there's your king-size bed
for.
[wolf-whistles, makes a cat noise, imitates a bed ... - Why won't anyone believe my crazy story?
-- Homer,
"Treehouse of Horror... - You! Wandering mongrel! Get out of my Mom and Pop operation.
Apu shooing Santa's Little Helper away, "Bart's... - Homer: I'm here to see Mr. Ormand.
Woman: Of course.
Right this way. [in the living room is held...
