Wiggum: Son, you wait here while Daddy tries to talk some sense into
this raving derelict.
[the man raves as Wiggum walks up]
Wiggum: [motioning] Slow down, slow down.
[the man raves some more, something about "Albert Hitchcock
stole every idea I ever had"]
{_Who's_ been stealing your thoughts?}
{[the man raves some more, something about "The Olde Curiosity
Shoppe" and "John Gielgud"]}
[Bart opens the squad car door]
Bart: Hello, Ralph.
Ralph: Aah! Um, hi, Bart. I know you from school.
Bart: Yes. A simple proposition, Ralph: how would you like to make a
dollar?
Ralph: Uh...I don't know.
Bart: All you have to do is sign a paper that says I can have your
soul. [desperate] I need a soul, Ralph -- any soul. Yours!
[Ralph starts bawling]
Wiggum: [shining a flashlight] Hey, what's going on over there?
[Bart hisses; he runs off into the mist and vanishes]
-- A vampire in Springfield, "Bart Sells His Soul"
this raving derelict.
[the man raves as Wiggum walks up]
Wiggum: [motioning] Slow down, slow down.
[the man raves some more, something about "Albert Hitchcock
stole every idea I ever had"]
{_Who's_ been stealing your thoughts?}
{[the man raves some more, something about "The Olde Curiosity
Shoppe" and "John Gielgud"]}
[Bart opens the squad car door]
Bart: Hello, Ralph.
Ralph: Aah! Um, hi, Bart. I know you from school.
Bart: Yes. A simple proposition, Ralph: how would you like to make a
dollar?
Ralph: Uh...I don't know.
Bart: All you have to do is sign a paper that says I can have your
soul. [desperate] I need a soul, Ralph -- any soul. Yours!
[Ralph starts bawling]
Wiggum: [shining a flashlight] Hey, what's going on over there?
[Bart hisses; he runs off into the mist and vanishes]
-- A vampire in Springfield, "Bart Sells His Soul"
Related:
- Wiggum: If it isn't my old friends from Springfield, the Simpsons!
What brings you folks to New Orleans? Ba... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Bart: [plaintive] Are you there, God? It's me, Bart Simpson.
I know I never paid too much attention in church, but I could really use some of that good stuff now.... - Lovejoy: [holding cleaning brushes] I want you to clean every one of
these organ pipes that you have befouled with your popular
music.
[hands the brushes out, walks off] [Bart and Milhouse start cleaning... - Bart: Hi, is Milhouse home?
Mrs. VH: He's playing in the dirt with his army men -- oh, and a white
piece of paper, I believe.
[Bart gasps, runs to the back of the house] Milhouse... - Lisa: I would like to say grace. Ahem.
Lord, have mercy on my soul.
..and Mom's soul...and Dad's soul...... - Homer: [yelling to be heard] You really did it this time, Bart!
You're in for the punishment of a lifetime!... - Skinner: All right, first academic alert: Wiggum, Ralph.
Ralph: I won, I won! [walks on stage] Skinner: No no, Ralph, this means you're failing English.... - Wiggum: [picking up the phone] Who is this?
Skinne
It's me, chief. I'm on the other extension. Big Daddy...
