Willy: I'm telling ye, I could nay have shot Burns.
[uncrosses, then recrosses, his legs; everyone groans]
Eddie: [cocking pistol] This is your last warning about that.
Willy: It's impossible for me to fire a pistol. If you'll check me
medical records, you'll see I have a cripplin' arthritis in me
index fingerrrs. Look at 'em! [holds them up]
I got it from "Space Invaders" in 1977.
Wiggum: Aw, yeah. That was a pretty addictive video game.
Willy: [surprised] Video game?
-- More shooting aliens on a faraway planet,
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two"
[uncrosses, then recrosses, his legs; everyone groans]
Eddie: [cocking pistol] This is your last warning about that.
Willy: It's impossible for me to fire a pistol. If you'll check me
medical records, you'll see I have a cripplin' arthritis in me
index fingerrrs. Look at 'em! [holds them up]
I got it from "Space Invaders" in 1977.
Wiggum: Aw, yeah. That was a pretty addictive video game.
Willy: [surprised] Video game?
-- More shooting aliens on a faraway planet,
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two"
Related:
- Lisa: My name is Lisa Simpson and I made a chart of all the suspects
in the Burns case.
Look! [holds up a card] Mr. Burns hurt all... - Skinner: Willy, some time over the holiday weekend the beloved grade
four gerbil,
uh, Superdude, lost his life. I need you to air ... - Wiggum: Wait a minute. If the second old geezer got shot,
how come nobody reported it? [at... - Skinner: Our next budget item: $12 for doorknob repair.
Parents: Nay! [burning Willy tries to escape... - Bart: And then he raked me across the chest! And the weirdest thing
was,
it was that school janitor who mysteriously disappeared... - Wiggum: [awakening] Oh! Oh.
Eddie: I had an idea,
Chief: why don't we check out that suit Burns was ... - Lisa: Hey! Chief Wiggum, what are you doing? What's going on?
Wiggum: I'm sorry, kid, we got Simpson DNA on Burns'... - Wiggum: Here is a photo of the fugitive from our files.
[holds up picture of Homer in "Haig in '88" T-shirt]... - Lisa: Stop! Don't shoot my Dad. He's innocent. He wouldn't hurt a
fly!
[they open the door] Burns: [being strangled and shaken]...
