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• Homer: Uh...I'm out. Carl: No, no no, Homer, you have the Royal, um.
  ..Sampler. [three six ten jack king] Home...
• Lisa: My name is Lisa Simpson and I made a chart of all the suspects in the Burns case.
  Look! [holds up a card] Mr. Burns hurt all these people financially....
• Wiggum: Wait a minute. If the second old geezer got shot, how come nobody reported it?
  [at the old folks home, they pound on door 26] [Jasper answers] Wiggum...
• Selma: Mr. Burns has been shot. Wiggum: Just a minute!
  This isn't Mr. Burns at all! It's a mask! [pulls at his face a little] Wait, it _is_ Burns....
• Director: Ladies and gentlement, meet America's new Fallout Boy!
  Milhouse: Aah! [screaming girls close in on him] Hutz...
• Homer: The alien has a sweet, heavenly voice... like Urkel!
  And he appears every Friday night... like Urkel!...
• Wiggum: Hold it right there. [gets out his car] Well, if it isn't Springfield's finest little babysitter, Lisa Simpson!
  Lisa: Hi! How are you?? Wiggum: Um, I'm fine....
• Grandma: A caller at this hour? [to Mr. VH] You dial 9-1, then when I say so, dial 1 again.
  [opens the door] [TM] Bart: [sees Milhouse, sighs with relief] Milhouse, please....
• Wiggum: All right, get in there. Lou: You're going _down_.
  Eddie: I want a piece of him. Wiggum: You think you're pretty hot, huh?...