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• Burns: A non-profit organization with oil...I won't allow it!
  [camera pulls back to show Burns with his feet up on a tandem exercise bike and Smithers pedaling] An oil well doesn't belong in the hands of Betsy Bleedingheart and Maynard G....
• Burns: Look at that man, he has the crowd in the palm of his hand.
  I haven't seen anything like it since Jolson....
• Smithers: [over intercom] Principal Skinner, this is your secretary.
  There is one last student here to see you....
• Homer: [out of breath] Here's your package, Mr. Burns.
  Burns: [sputters] My name is the return address, you senseless dunderpate....
• Man: I'm sorry, Mr. Burns, but I must object. This Simpson is not qualified!
  [There are nods of agreement] Burns: I see....
• Smithers: [feeding him] Here comes the endangered condor into the power lines.
  .. I've got Bobo hot from the dryer. Careful not to burn yourself on his eye....
• Burns: Imagine it, Smithers: electrical lights and heaters running all day long!
  Smithers: But Sir! Every plant and tree will die, owls will deafen us with incessant hooting....
• Mel: Mr. Burns was shot Friday at three p.m., the very time that Smithers was at home watching "Pardon My Zinger".
  So you see, he couldn't have done it. Smithe...
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...