Lisa: [breathless] Hello, I Need "Ecosystem Of The Marsh" By Thompson.

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Lisa: [breathless] Hello, I need "Ecosystem of the Marsh" by
Librarian: The last copy was just signed out by...[checks computer] oh,
Hugh Parkfield. Oh, there he is. [points]
Lisa: No! It couldn't be.
[a man holding a book turns around; it isn't Hugh]
[Hugh, who had been bent over, stands up]
Hugh: Thanks for holding my book while I tied my shoe.
Lisa: D'oh!
-- Her father's habits, "Lisa's Wedding"