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  [quietly] Remember, if the building inspector comes by, it's not a room, it's a window box....
• Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
  Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba...
• Hugh: I've never met anyone who so understood the magic of Jim Carrey.
  Lisa: He can make you laugh with no more than a frantic flailing of his limbs....
• Lisa: That's the book I need. You'll probably take forever with it, too.
  Hugh: I can read faster than you. Lisa: I read at a 78th grade level....
• Hugh: I must say, you were right. This has been quite trying.
  You know, I've attempted to enjoy your family on a personal level, on an ironic level, as a novelty, as camp, as kitsch, as cautionary example....
• Lisa: [noticing the cufflinks] Hey Dad, did you forget to give those cufflinks to Hugh?
  Homer: Uh...no. Lisa: Well? Homer: I found them on the nightstand this morning and....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: [laughing nervously] Just a couple more blocks to my house!
  [laughs more, then starts hyperventilating] Hugh...
• Lisa: [breathless] Hello, I need "Ecosystem of the Marsh" by Thompson.
  Librarian: The last copy was just signed out by......