Homer: You can be the first to try out the new guest bedroom I built.

Homer: You can be the first to try out the new guest bedroom I built.
[quietly] Remember, if the building inspector comes by, it's not
a room, it's a window box. [walks out]
Lisa: [hugging Hugh] Oh, Hugh, thank you. You've been just wonderful
through this entire ordeal.
Hugh: Lisa, I love you so much I'm willing to go through anything.
[falls through the floor onto the compost heap]
Lisa: [gasps] Are you OK?
Hugh: [strained] I'm fine, Lisa. Fortunately, the compost heap broke
my fall. Be a dear: run a bath.
-- He didn't mean literally, "Lisa's Wedding"

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