Marge: Lisa, I can't _believe_ it's your wedding day already.
Lisa: Mom, I feel kind of funny wearing white. I mean...Milhouse.
Marge: [dismissive] Oh, Milhouse doesn't count.
[they both laugh]
Lisa: OK, I've got something old, that's my pearl necklace, something
new is the wedding dress, something borrowed is this antique
brooch from Hugh's mother...now I just need something blue.
Marge: [cuts a lock of her hair] Here.
Lisa: Oh, Mom, thanks.
[they hug]
-- Gray as a mule since seventeen, "Lisa's Wedding"
Lisa: Mom, I feel kind of funny wearing white. I mean...Milhouse.
Marge: [dismissive] Oh, Milhouse doesn't count.
[they both laugh]
Lisa: OK, I've got something old, that's my pearl necklace, something
new is the wedding dress, something borrowed is this antique
brooch from Hugh's mother...now I just need something blue.
Marge: [cuts a lock of her hair] Here.
Lisa: Oh, Mom, thanks.
[they hug]
-- Gray as a mule since seventeen, "Lisa's Wedding"
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Marge: Lisa! Hello. How are you doing in England?
Remember, an elevator is called a "lift", a mile is called a "kilometer", and botulism is called "steak and kidney pie".... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba... - Lisa: Ahem. [Marge waits for her to say something, but Lisa turns
away]
Marge
Now Lisa, listen to me, this is important. I want you to smile today.... - Homer: [on phone] Woo hoo! Aw, Marge, that's great news.
Milhouse: [walking in] Hey hey, there, with the personal calls, Simpson.... - Lisa: [laughing nervously] Just a couple more blocks to my house!
[laughs more, then starts hyperventilating] Hugh... - Lisa: [breathless] Hello, I need "Ecosystem of the Marsh" by
Thompson.
Librarian: The last copy was just signed out by...... - Marge: I hope you realize now that violence on TV may be funny, but it's
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Bart: [smug] But it _would_ be funny to someone who was watching us.... - Wow! My mother the actress. I feel like Lucy Arnaz-[something].
-- Lisa, "A Streetcar Named Marge...
