Marge: I'm sorry: Homer doesn't mean to be rude, he's just a very
complicated man.
[Homer appears at the bedroom window, breaks a plate over his
head]
Homer: Wrong!
Selma: When are you going to wake up and smell your husband, Marge?
Patty: Granted, you got some kids out of him, but when the seed have
been planted, you throw away the envelope.
Marge: I wish you wouldn't put Homer down like that. He may not be a
big success like you, but I can always count on him to provide
for the family.
Homer: [overhearing] Oh, sweet, trusting Marge, I can't let you down.
[holds up overdue mortgage notice] I'll get some money somehow.
[dials phone 5774623] Hello, Vegas? Give me 100 bucks on red...
D'oh! All right, I'll send you a check.
-- The Vegas Gamb-L-Phone, "Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
complicated man.
[Homer appears at the bedroom window, breaks a plate over his
head]
Homer: Wrong!
Selma: When are you going to wake up and smell your husband, Marge?
Patty: Granted, you got some kids out of him, but when the seed have
been planted, you throw away the envelope.
Marge: I wish you wouldn't put Homer down like that. He may not be a
big success like you, but I can always count on him to provide
for the family.
Homer: [overhearing] Oh, sweet, trusting Marge, I can't let you down.
[holds up overdue mortgage notice] I'll get some money somehow.
[dials phone 5774623] Hello, Vegas? Give me 100 bucks on red...
D'oh! All right, I'll send you a check.
-- The Vegas Gamb-L-Phone, "Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
Related:
- Marge: This has been such a nice peaceful dinner. It calls for a
celebration.
I'm going to make the most international coffee in... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: I've got to tell Homer about this baby in just the right
way and at just the right time.
Until then, please, keep this to yourselves... - Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
I need a miracle... [sees... - Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make... - Marge: [walking in] What's going on in here?
Homer:
[in a dog's voice still] Absolutely nothing, Marge... - Marge appears in the dream, then awakens Homer]
Marge:
Homer! Homer, wake up! There's still a few minutes... - Homer: Stupid driving test at the stupid DMV where stupid Patty and
stupid Selma work!
Sometimes I think God is teasing me...just like... - Patty: Marge, this is Andre.
Andre: [with attempted sexiness] Hello.
Selma: I think you two would make a perfect couple...
