[Marge appears in the dream, then awakens Homer]
Marge: Homer! Homer, wake up! There's still a few minutes till our
usual bedtime.
Homer: Oh, my invention! All our money problems could have been --
Marge: Money problems? Homer, are we in some sort of fiduciary trouble?
[Homer imagines Marge dressed like a queen]
Homer: Oh, Marge, my loyal wife, of course not.
[Lisa walks up; Homer imagines her differently]
And Lisa, my little princess.
[Bart walks up]
And who could forget dear Ratboy?
Bart: Ratboy? I resent that. [gnaws on doorframe]
Marge: Bart, I told you before, stop gnawing on the drywall.
-- Bart's teeth-dulling tactics,
"Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
Marge: Homer! Homer, wake up! There's still a few minutes till our
usual bedtime.
Homer: Oh, my invention! All our money problems could have been --
Marge: Money problems? Homer, are we in some sort of fiduciary trouble?
[Homer imagines Marge dressed like a queen]
Homer: Oh, Marge, my loyal wife, of course not.
[Lisa walks up; Homer imagines her differently]
And Lisa, my little princess.
[Bart walks up]
And who could forget dear Ratboy?
Bart: Ratboy? I resent that. [gnaws on doorframe]
Marge: Bart, I told you before, stop gnawing on the drywall.
-- Bart's teeth-dulling tactics,
"Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
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feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: Dad...we've been robbed!
Lisa: Wake up, Dad,
wake up! There was a burglar and he took my ... - Homer: Honey, I'm home!
Marge: Hello, dear. How was work at the plant?
Homer: It's not a plant, Marge, it's a tree, and... - Marge: Let me give my special little winner a big, _big_ hug.
Lisa: [tired] Ma, I think I'm all hugged out, heh.... - Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
I need a miracle... [sees... - Marge: Homer, didn't you get any milk? All I see is egg nog.
Homer: 'Tis the season, Marge! We only get thirty... - Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet?
Homer: Just a little further!
Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - Homer: {I can't believe my little boy is already going on his first
date.
[sings] Sunrise, sunset, sunrise, sunset... ...
