Homer: Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs,
and admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no
business being a clown! I've leaving the clowning business to
all the other clowns in the clowning business.
[a siren sounds behind him]
Aw, no.
Wiggum: [getting out of his car] Well, well, well, Velocity Boy, I'm
going to give you the biggest ticket you -- hey! Krusty!
Homer: I'm not Krusty.
Wiggum: Oh, to think I was going to give _you_ a ticket. Krusty the
Klown.
Homer: [annoyed] I am _not_ Krusty!
Wiggum: Hey Krusty, Krusty, remember the time we got loaded and set
those beavers loose in that pine furniture store? [laughs] Ah,
memories. [rips ticket up] All right, you take it easy, Krusty.
[drives off]
Homer: Hey, he didn't give me a ticket! This is an intriguing
development...
-- Intriguing, indeed, "Homer the Clown"
and admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no
business being a clown! I've leaving the clowning business to
all the other clowns in the clowning business.
[a siren sounds behind him]
Aw, no.
Wiggum: [getting out of his car] Well, well, well, Velocity Boy, I'm
going to give you the biggest ticket you -- hey! Krusty!
Homer: I'm not Krusty.
Wiggum: Oh, to think I was going to give _you_ a ticket. Krusty the
Klown.
Homer: [annoyed] I am _not_ Krusty!
Wiggum: Hey Krusty, Krusty, remember the time we got loaded and set
those beavers loose in that pine furniture store? [laughs] Ah,
memories. [rips ticket up] All right, you take it easy, Krusty.
[drives off]
Homer: Hey, he didn't give me a ticket! This is an intriguing
development...
-- Intriguing, indeed, "Homer the Clown"
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you check out the East Side. Louie, Rome... - Vittorio: The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest
insult of all -
[cocks gun] Krusty: [bursting in] Hey guys, I came... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily... - Tony: I am afraid the time has come for you to pay us.
Krusty: Look, I'm cleaned out. Just take the Clown... - Homer: I'm telling you Marge, this will work. They'll think I'm
Krusty and give us free stuff.
I've been getting free stuff all day! Look... - Krusty: Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans.
You will now go back to your home towns and... - Vittorio: I am so glad I had a chance to meet you before we did this,
Krusty, because I am a great fan. [holds out hand]... - Krusty: Ah, there's nothing better than a cigarette.
unless it's a cigarette lit with a $100 bill...
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Marge: And you're a nuclear technician?
But his job description clearly specified an illiterate... - Bart, in this ward are the children who have been hurt by
imitating stunts they saw on television,
movies, and the legitimate stage. -- Dr. Hibert,... - Homer: {Whoa, whoa, whoa -- let me get this straight.
They let everybody out of school early just... - Burns: Hello, I'm Montgomery Burns.
Homer: Aah!
Burns:
Now then, I'm looking for a suitable young male heir... - Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents,
but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family...
