Aw, Being A Clown Sucks. You Get Kicked By Kids, Bit By Dogs, And Admired By The Elderly.

HomeFortune CookiesHomer Simpson

Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and
admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no business being
a clown! I'm leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in
the clowning business.

-- Homer Simpson
Homie the Clown