Aw, Being A Clown Sucks. You Get Kicked By Kids, Bit By Dogs, And Admired By The Elderly.
Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and
admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no business being
a clown! I'm leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in
the clowning business.
-- Homer Simpson
Homie the Clown
Homer: Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly.
Who am I clowning? I have no business being a clown!...
Lenny: Hey: nice threads. Homer: Whew, I'm beat. And after work I've got to dedicate a new Jiffy Lube and cohost the Ace Awards.
Lenny: Wow! Jiffy Lube! Carl: Boy, you're really running yourself ragged....
Homer: [gasps] You mean I get five percent off on everything in the store just because I look like -- I mean, just because I _am_ Krusty the Klown?
Apu: How could I charge full price to the man whose lust for filthy magazines kept me in business during that first shaky year?...
Homer: But wait. You can't kill me for being Krusty.
I'm not him. I'm Homer Simpson. Fat Tony: The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of out club?...
Marty: That was "Kung Fu Fighting". Say, speaking of one-trick ponies, whatever happened to that "I didn't do it" kid?
Bill: Boy, did _that_ get old fast. Whoa! You know, if you want to last in this business, you've gotta stay fresh!...
Homer: That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough.
I'm going to clown college! [leaves] Ba...
I didn't do it! -- Crusty the Clow
Krusty: Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans.
You will now go back to your home towns and do kids' parties, swap meets, and all the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a ten foot clown pole....
Moe: Hey, get away from that! Leave him alone!
Kearney: It said I was gay! [Kearney and Dolph leave to studio laughter] Moe...