Homer: Bart! How many times have I told you not to bite your sis --
[gasps] Wait a minute! You _are_ a vampire!
Abe: Quick! We have to kill the boy! [holds a stake and mallet]
Marge: How do you know he's a vampire?
Abe: He's a vampire? Aah! [runs away]
-- A true test of mettle, "Treehouse of Horror IV"
[gasps] Wait a minute! You _are_ a vampire!
Abe: Quick! We have to kill the boy! [holds a stake and mallet]
Marge: How do you know he's a vampire?
Abe: He's a vampire? Aah! [runs away]
-- A true test of mettle, "Treehouse of Horror IV"
Related:
- Lisa: Grandpa's a vampire?
Bart: We're all vampires!
Lisa: But, no! We killed Mr. Burns -- Homer: You have... - I'm a vampire, and I've come to suck your blood!
[His false fangs fall out and he crashes into the refrigerator]
Oh!
[weakly] This cape is giving me a rash. -- Fearsome... - This is dangerous. I wish we could have found a sitter for Maggie.
} -- Marge, on a quest to kill Vampire Burns, ... - Lisa: [breathlessly] Mom, Dad: Mr. Burns is a vampire,
and he has Bart! Burns: Why, Bart is right here. Bart... - Homer, we've got to do something. Today, he's drinking people's blood.
Tomorrow, he could be smoking! -- Marge, concerned... - Wiggum: Son, you wait here while Daddy tries to talk some sense into
this raving derelict.
[the man raves as Wiggum walks up] Wiggum: [motioning]... - the doorbell rings]
Bart: [gasps] Quick, Grandma,
hide! [Marge closes the curtains] ... - Lisa: The only way to get Bart back is to kill the head vampire:
Mr. Burns! Homer: Kill my boss? Do I dare to... - Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. `Bart is a vampire.' `Beer kills
brain cells.' Now,
let's go back to that ... building ... thingee ......
From the same category:
- Bart: Cool! I'll give you ten bucks for that.
Comic Book Guy:
Are you the creator of Hi and Lois, because you are... - Homer: Hi, Grimey old buddy.
Grimes: I'm not your buddy,
Simpson. I don't like you. In fact, I hate... - Hang your heads in shame, you overpriced, underbrained glorified notary
publics!
Just get that big ape to my house tonight and we'll... - Skinner: Otto, why don't you get some more gas? Here's the "credit
card".
[hands him a length of siphoning pipe] Otto: [groaning]... - Lisa: Wow, even _I_ didn't know he was so committed to
recycling.
See? I told you Mr. Burns was changed. See? Marge...
