Oh, Lisa, You And Your Stories. `Bart Is A Vampire.
Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. `Bart is a vampire.' `Beer kills
brain cells.' Now, let's go back to that ... building ... thingee
... where our beds and TV ... is.
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror IV
Lisa: [breathlessly] Mom, Dad: Mr. Burns is a vampire, and he has Bart!
Burns: Why, Bart is right here. Bart: [droning] Hello, Mother....
Ned: [on a TV] Now, in case all that smiling didn't cheer you up, there's one thing that never fail
a nice glass of warm milk, a little nap -- and a total frontal lobotomy....
Lisa: The only way to get Bart back is to kill the head vampire
Mr. Burns! Homer: Kill my boss? Do I dare to live out the American dream?...
Lisa: Grandpa's a vampire? Bart: We're all vampires!
Lisa: But, no! We killed Mr. Burns -- Homer: You have to kill the _head_ vampire....
Marge: Relax, honey, you were just having a crazy nightmare.
You're back with your family now where there's nothing to be afraid of....
Flanders: All right, Simpson. You get your soul back.
[threateningly] But let that ill-gotten donut be forever on your head!...
Homer watches TV] Lisa: [walking in with Bart, blocks Homer's view of TV] Dad?
[Homer flops sideways, continues watching TV] Lisa...
Homer: Bart! How many times have I told you not to bite your sis -- [gasps] Wait a minute!
You _are_ a vampire! Abe: Quick! We have to kill the boy!...
Lisa: Well, where's my Dad? Frink: Well, it should be obvious to even the most dim-witted individual who holds an advanced degree in hyperbolic topology
'gee, that Homer Simpson has stumbled into...[the lights go off] the third dimension....