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• Lisa: [breathlessly] Mom, Dad: Mr. Burns is a vampire, and he has Bart!
  Burns: Why, Bart is right here. Bart: [droning] Hello, Mother....
• Ned: [on a TV] Now, in case all that smiling didn't cheer you up, there's one thing that never fail
  a nice glass of warm milk, a little nap -- and a total frontal lobotomy....
• Lisa: The only way to get Bart back is to kill the head vampire
  Mr. Burns! Homer: Kill my boss? Do I dare to live out the American dream?...
• Lisa: Grandpa's a vampire? Bart: We're all vampires!
  Lisa: But, no! We killed Mr. Burns -- Homer: You have to kill the _head_ vampire....
• Marge: Relax, honey, you were just having a crazy nightmare.
  You're back with your family now where there's nothing to be afraid of....
• Flanders: All right, Simpson. You get your soul back.
  [threateningly] But let that ill-gotten donut be forever on your head!...
• Homer watches TV] Lisa: [walking in with Bart, blocks Homer's view of TV] Dad?
  [Homer flops sideways, continues watching TV] Lisa...
• Homer: Bart! How many times have I told you not to bite your sis -- [gasps] Wait a minute!
  You _are_ a vampire! Abe: Quick! We have to kill the boy!...
• Lisa: Well, where's my Dad? Frink: Well, it should be obvious to even the most dim-witted individual who holds an advanced degree in hyperbolic topology
  'gee, that Homer Simpson has stumbled into...[the lights go off] the third dimension....