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  } Nurse: {Sir, I think your wife wants to hold the baby....
• Marge: How's my special little guy? Lisa: How're you feeling, big brother?
  [Maggie sucks on her pacifier] Homer: Aw, this is wonderful...
• Bart: [in the present] Wow, Dad, you really threw a tantrum like a little sissy girl?
  Homer: Oh, just that one time. Marge: Actually, when I was about to have Bart -- Home...
• Homer: Oh, I gotta call everyone and tell them the good news.
  [picks up phone: "In use"] What the -- oh....
• I just met this girl Marge Bouvier and I want to force her to like me.
  -- Homer visits the school guidance counselor, "The Way We Wa...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Bart: [looking into the distance] [gasps] The store detective!
  [to photographer] Hey, Ansel Adams, let's go....
• For your information, I can take care of my... [Maggie loses her grip and falls] Auugh!
  [picks up Maggie] See? Got her on the first bounce. -- A bouncing baby girl, "Homer Alone...
• Marge: I've got to tell Homer about this baby in just the right way and at just the right time.
  Until then, please, keep this to yourselves....