Bart: [in the present] Wow, Dad, you really threw a tantrum like a
little sissy girl?
Homer: Oh, just that one time.
Marge: Actually, when I was about to have Bart --
Homer: [in flashback] You're pregnant?! [pulls hair, screams]
Marge: [in the present] And then when I told him about Lisa --
Homer: [in flashback] You're pregnant again?! [pulls hair, screams,
runs off]
Homer: [in the present] Well, who _wouldn't_ be upset? That new baby in
your mother's womb was a ticking time bomb threatening to blow
this family eight ways from Sunday.
[Bart and Lisa are walking off]
Hey! Where are you going?
Bart: Dad, you can't expect a person to sit for thirty minutes
straight.
Lisa: I'm going to get a snack, or maybe go to the bathroom.
Marge: I'll stay here, but I'm going to think about products I might
like to purchase. [closes eyes] Ooh...mmm...ooh, I don't have
that.
-- Leading to commercial, "And Maggie Makes Three"
little sissy girl?
Homer: Oh, just that one time.
Marge: Actually, when I was about to have Bart --
Homer: [in flashback] You're pregnant?! [pulls hair, screams]
Marge: [in the present] And then when I told him about Lisa --
Homer: [in flashback] You're pregnant again?! [pulls hair, screams,
runs off]
Homer: [in the present] Well, who _wouldn't_ be upset? That new baby in
your mother's womb was a ticking time bomb threatening to blow
this family eight ways from Sunday.
[Bart and Lisa are walking off]
Hey! Where are you going?
Bart: Dad, you can't expect a person to sit for thirty minutes
straight.
Lisa: I'm going to get a snack, or maybe go to the bathroom.
Marge: I'll stay here, but I'm going to think about products I might
like to purchase. [closes eyes] Ooh...mmm...ooh, I don't have
that.
-- Leading to commercial, "And Maggie Makes Three"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: [bright] Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say,
"There's a whole lotta frownin' going on". ... - Homer: Oh, you're pregnant! We're going to have to have a baby.
All our financial plans are ruined. We're doomed... - Lisa: So, Dad, were you excited that Mom was pregnant?
Homer: Actually, your mother hadn't told me. At that... - Homer: [yelling to be heard] You really did it this time,
Bart! You're in for the punishment of a lifetime... - Marge: Oh, that's it: I'm going to write you a ticket.
Homer: But Marge! We're family. Marge: You're breaking... - Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge?
Marge: Mmm,
everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person. Homer... - Lisa: I can't believe it, Bart. I'd always thought Jessica was so
sweet!
Bart: She's like a Milk Dud, Lis: sweet on the outside... - Bart: Come watch TV with me, Dad. We missed the first two episodes of
"Cops",
but if we hurry we can catch the last three. Homer...
