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• Maggie: [picks up a pencil] [wacko `Psycho' music plays] Home
  Aaaaaaaaagh! Marge: [picks up Maggie] No, Maggie, bad baby!...
• Wiggum: You the man who reported the lost baby? Home
  Yes. Wiggum: Can you describe her? Homer: Uh, she's small....
• Marge, Maggie was very young. It's not like we got so attached to her.
  .. -- Homer practices his excuse for losing Maggie, "Homer Alone...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Burns: Sir, we've never met before, but my name is Mr.
  Burns and I want your daughter to help make me rich again....
• Quimby: {This is incredible. It's God's most wondrous miracle.
  } Nurse: {Sir, I think your wife wants to hold the baby....
• Homer: Come on, Maggie. Nummy-nummy-num! Maggie: [refuses to eat her baby food] Home
  Aaaaahhh... [eats some to demonstrate] Mmm....
• picks up Maggie] Whoa! Someone smells stinky! [sniffs himself] Oh, it's me.
  -- Barney, bastion of cleanliness, "Homer Alone...
• Homer: Oh, I gotta call everyone and tell them the good news.
  [picks up phone: "In use"] What the -- oh....