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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: [calling out] Bart, what's taking so long? If you're having that problem with your zipper, I can send your father up.
  Homer: Oh, no I'm not. [Bart runs downstairs] Marge...
• Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security.
  That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting....
• Homer: Oh, you're pregnant! We're going to have to have a baby.
  All our financial plans are ruined. We're doomed....
• Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!
  Maude: Just sit back, and before you know it, you'll be part of the Flanders flock....
• Marge: I've got to tell Homer about this baby in just the right way and at just the right time.
  Until then, please, keep this to yourselves....
• Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
  Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam packing peanuts spill out....
• Homer: Oh, I gotta call everyone and tell them the good news.
  [picks up phone: "In use"] What the -- oh....
• Everyone: Surprise! Baby shower. Marge: Baby shower?
  You _know_ I haven't told Homer yet, and he'll be home any minute....