Bart: [looking into the distance] [gasps] The store detective!
[to photographer] Hey, Ansel Adams, let's go. Take the photo!
Marge: Oh, wait! Wait, I don't want Maggie's face hidden behind that
pacifier.
[she takes it out; Maggie starts to cry]
Photog: Don't worry, momma: I can put a smile on baby's face. [grabs a
balloon] OK, sugarplum, it's time to meet Mr. Funny Voice.
[breathes from the balloon] Hello, I -- oh, it's just air.
-- So much for _that_ impression, "Marge Be Not Proud"
[to photographer] Hey, Ansel Adams, let's go. Take the photo!
Marge: Oh, wait! Wait, I don't want Maggie's face hidden behind that
pacifier.
[she takes it out; Maggie starts to cry]
Photog: Don't worry, momma: I can put a smile on baby's face. [grabs a
balloon] OK, sugarplum, it's time to meet Mr. Funny Voice.
[breathes from the balloon] Hello, I -- oh, it's just air.
-- So much for _that_ impression, "Marge Be Not Proud"
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[screen goes blank]
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