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• Hi, I'm Homer Simpson, I need some guidance, Counselor.
  -- Homer visits the school guidance counselor, "The Way We Wa...
• Counselor: Do you have any plans for after graduation?
  Homer: Me? I'm gonna drink a lot of beer and stay out ALL NIGHT....
• The only advice I can give you is, uh, try to share common interests and spend, spend, spend.
  -- Guidance counselor dispenses advice, "The Way We Wa...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• I lay my head on the railroad tracks, Waitin' for the double E.
  The railroad don't run no more. Poor poor pitiful me....
• Burns: Sir, we've never met before, but my name is Mr.
  Burns and I want your daughter to help make me rich again....
• Evelyn: Well, I can't pump [the gas] myself. I'm calling AAA.
  Marge: [stops her] I used to be a little overwhelmed too, but it's not that hard....
• Homer: So, uh, what are you in for? Marge: I'm a political prisoner.
  Last time <I> ever take a stand... Homer: Well, I'm here for being me....
• Herbert: So, Marge, a little about yourself. Marge
  Well, I met Homer in high school. We got married and had three beautiful children....