Everyone: Surprise! Baby shower.
Marge: Baby shower? You _know_ I haven't told Homer yet, and
he'll be home any minute.
Patty+Selma: [mocking] Oh _really_?
[the door opens]
Marge: [gasps, sees no one there] Phew! [starts to close the
door]
Homer: [barging in] Hey, it's me. It's hell out there!
[notices everyone standing around]
Hey, wait a minute. What are all these presents? It looks
like you're..._showering_ Marge with gifts. Hmm...with
little, tiny baby-sized gifts. Well, I'll be in the tub.
[walks up stairs]
Maude: By the way, congratulations on your new job, Homer.
Homer: New job? ...Marge is pregnant?! [pulls hair out] Noooooo!
[runs up stairs screaming, slams bedroom door]
-- Homer infers an exceedingly indirect inference,
"And Maggie Makes Three"
Marge: Baby shower? You _know_ I haven't told Homer yet, and
he'll be home any minute.
Patty+Selma: [mocking] Oh _really_?
[the door opens]
Marge: [gasps, sees no one there] Phew! [starts to close the
door]
Homer: [barging in] Hey, it's me. It's hell out there!
[notices everyone standing around]
Hey, wait a minute. What are all these presents? It looks
like you're..._showering_ Marge with gifts. Hmm...with
little, tiny baby-sized gifts. Well, I'll be in the tub.
[walks up stairs]
Maude: By the way, congratulations on your new job, Homer.
Homer: New job? ...Marge is pregnant?! [pulls hair out] Noooooo!
[runs up stairs screaming, slams bedroom door]
-- Homer infers an exceedingly indirect inference,
"And Maggie Makes Three"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: I've got to tell Homer about this baby in just the right
way and at just the right time
Until then, please, keep this to yourselves... - Homer: Honey, I'm home!
Marge: Hello, dear. How was work at the plant
Homer: It's not a plant, Marge, it's a tree, and... - Homer: So anywho, back then there was _no_ way for me to know your
mother was pregnant
[flash to Marge pushing Homer out of the way, running... - Bart: [in the present] Wow, Dad, you really threw a tantrum like a
little sissy girl
Homer: Oh, just that one time. Marge: Actually, when... - Hibbert: Congratulations, Mrs. Simpson: you're pregnant
Marge: Mmm... Hibbert: Am I to take it that this is... - Homer: Aw, I've never been so miserable in all my life
But I can't take it out on Marge and the kids... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson
as I call it. Grimes: Yeah, what did you... - Homer: Oh, you're pregnant! We're going to have to have a baby
All our financial plans are ruined. We're doomed...
