Homer: Aw, I've never been so miserable in all my life. But I can't
take it out on Marge and the kids -- I've gotta carry the burden
all by myself.
[walks in] Hi, honey, how are you?
Marge: Well, actually --
Homer: Aw, I can't go on with this charade any longer! I hate my job, I
hate my life, and ever since I found out about this baby there's
been nothing but bad luck.
Marge: My contractions started an hour ago.
Homer: It's just in one ear and out the other with you, isn't it, Marge?
-- Homer, sensitive new-age man,
"And Maggie Makes Three"
take it out on Marge and the kids -- I've gotta carry the burden
all by myself.
[walks in] Hi, honey, how are you?
Marge: Well, actually --
Homer: Aw, I can't go on with this charade any longer! I hate my job, I
hate my life, and ever since I found out about this baby there's
been nothing but bad luck.
Marge: My contractions started an hour ago.
Homer: It's just in one ear and out the other with you, isn't it, Marge?
-- Homer, sensitive new-age man,
"And Maggie Makes Three"
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Homer: Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?... - Homer: Ever since you started therapy, all you can do is talk about
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Huh, huh, huh? Can I? Can I? Lisa: No, me!... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
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Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?... - Bart: Buy me Bonestorm or go to Hell!
Marge: Bart!
Home
Young man, in this house, we use a little word called "please".... - Marge: You've worked hard at the bowling alley. Why don't you ask for a
raise?
Homer: Yeah, a raise. I've never been good enough at any job to deserve one before, but I'm damn good at this one.... - Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba... - Everyone: Surprise! Baby shower.
Marge: Baby shower?
You _know_ I haven't told Homer yet, and he'll be home any minute....
