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• Everyone: Surprise! Baby shower. Marge: Baby shower?
  You _know_ I haven't told Homer yet, and he'll be home any minute....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• cene shows Marge dressing up and Homer in a suit] Home
  [voice-over] That night, your mother and I went out for a romantic evening to celebrate the start of our new life....
• Marge: I've got to tell Homer about this baby in just the right way and at just the right time.
  Until then, please, keep this to yourselves....
• Homer: Oh, you're pregnant! We're going to have to have a baby.
  All our financial plans are ruined. We're doomed....
• Lisa: So, Dad, were you excited that Mom was pregnant?
  Homer: Actually, your mother hadn't told me. At that time I had no idea Maggie even existed....
• Bart: [in the present] Wow, Dad, you really threw a tantrum like a little sissy girl?
  Homer: Oh, just that one time. Marge: Actually, when I was about to have Bart -- Home...
• Homer: You know, son, the day you were born, I received the greatest gift a man could have.
  As the years went by, your mother and I were blessed twice more....
• Homer: So, uh, what are you in for? Marge: I'm a political prisoner.
  Last time <I> ever take a stand... Homer: Well, I'm here for being me....