Homer: So anywho, back then there was _no_ way for me to know your
mother was pregnant.
[flash to Marge pushing Homer out of the way, running into the
bathroom, and throwing up]
Homer: Marge, you tie up the bathroom every morning! I've got to wash
my hair. [pounds on door]
-- "And Maggie Makes Three"
mother was pregnant.
[flash to Marge pushing Homer out of the way, running into the
bathroom, and throwing up]
Homer: Marge, you tie up the bathroom every morning! I've got to wash
my hair. [pounds on door]
-- "And Maggie Makes Three"
Related:
- Everyone: Surprise! Baby shower.
Marge: Baby shower?
You _know_ I haven't told Homer yet, and ... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - scene shows Marge dressing up and Homer in a suit]
Homer:
[voice-over] That night, your mother and I went out... - Marge: I've got to tell Homer about this baby in just the right
way and at just the right time.
Until then, please, keep this to yourselves... - Homer: Oh, you're pregnant! We're going to have to have a baby.
All our financial plans are ruined. We're doomed... - Lisa: So, Dad, were you excited that Mom was pregnant?
Homer: Actually, your mother hadn't told me. At that... - Bart: [in the present] Wow, Dad, you really threw a tantrum like a
little sissy girl?
Homer: Oh, just that one time. Marge: Actually, when... - Homer: You know, son, the day you were born, I received the greatest
gift a man could have.
As the years went by, your mother and I were... - Homer: So, uh, what are you in for?
Marge: I'm a political prisoner.
Last time <I> ever take a stand... Homer: Well...
