[Homer opens the door resolutely, then unplugs the TV]
[the kids, watching it, open their mouths]
Homer: [quickly] Kids! Here's $50, why not go to the movies, then take
a cab to your aunts' house? Stay there, phone call you later.
Now, now, now!
[sweeps Marge into his arms]
Marge: Whoa! Homey, what's --
Homer: Marge, I'll explain to you afterwards.
[carries her upstairs into bedroom, shuts door]
[a train goes into a tunnel]
[a rocket takes off]
[hot dogs are rolled along an assembly line]
[camera pulls back to show a movie screen; Bart, Lisa, and
Maggie sit in the front row]
Lisa: What do you think Mom and Dad are doing right now?
Bart: I dunno.
-- Abe's miracle love tonic does its work,
"Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
[the kids, watching it, open their mouths]
Homer: [quickly] Kids! Here's $50, why not go to the movies, then take
a cab to your aunts' house? Stay there, phone call you later.
Now, now, now!
[sweeps Marge into his arms]
Marge: Whoa! Homey, what's --
Homer: Marge, I'll explain to you afterwards.
[carries her upstairs into bedroom, shuts door]
[a train goes into a tunnel]
[a rocket takes off]
[hot dogs are rolled along an assembly line]
[camera pulls back to show a movie screen; Bart, Lisa, and
Maggie sit in the front row]
Lisa: What do you think Mom and Dad are doing right now?
Bart: I dunno.
-- Abe's miracle love tonic does its work,
"Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Bart: [running towards door with sled; goggles on head] Cowabunga!
Marge: Remember to take a break if your arms go numb!... - Homer: I think Lisa needs another push on her new tire swing!
Lisa: No, Dad, I want to get down. This tire is filthy and the steel belts are poking me.... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?... - Homer: Honey, I'm home!
Marge: Hello, dear. How was work at the plant?
Homer: It's not a plant, Marge, it's a tree, and I've nearly chewed through it.... - Marge: Kids, your father and I are going through a really tough time
right now, and I don't know what's going to happen.
But just remember both your Mom and your Dad love you very, very much.... - Homer: Look, Marge... Honey... Baby... Doll...
Marge
[turning her back, folding her arms] Homer, I don't even want to look at you right now.... - Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to
go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but.... - Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents,
but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!
Maude: Just sit back, and before you know it, you'll be part of the Flanders flock....
