Abe: Welcome home, Son. I broke two lamps and lost all your mail.
[Marge walks away] What's wrong with your wife?
Homer: Never mind, you wouldn't understand.
Abe: Protein deficiency?
Abe: Unsatisfying sex life?
Homer: N -- yes! But please, don't _you_ say that word!
Abe: What, seeeex? What's so unappealing about hearing your elderly
father talk about sex? I had seeex.
-- Once, "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"