Homer: Ooh, Mama! This is _finally_ really happening. After years of
disappointment with get-rich-quick schemes, I _know_ I'm gonna
get Rich with _this_ scheme...and _quick_!
-- The bottling business begins,
"Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
disappointment with get-rich-quick schemes, I _know_ I'm gonna
get Rich with _this_ scheme...and _quick_!
-- The bottling business begins,
"Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
Related:
- Homer: You know what?
Grampa: What?
Homer: We're both screw-ups.
Grampa vs. Sexual... - Marge: Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your
life.
Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his... - Homer: I think Lisa needs another push on her new tire swing!
Lisa: No, Dad, I want to get down. This tire is filthy... - Marge: Mmm, I hope you kept the Homey-fires burning.
[Homer snores] Homer... Homer: Huh? Marge: Homer... - Marge: Homie, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of
your life?
Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his... - Marge: This one's a good choice, and it's not too smutty.
It's a book on tape by Paul Harvey, you know... - Abe: Hey, wait a minute! That's Amos Pearson's moose farm.
Make a right here. [Homer does so; they... - Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
Maybe I could have been something more than... - Harvey: By now your new, improved lovelife should have you flinging woo
like nobody's business.
So to you, Mr. and Mrs. Erotic American, I...
