Marge: Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your
life.
Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life. He said I
was an accident...he didn't want to have me.
Marge: You didn't want to have Bart.
Homer: I know, but you're never supposed to _tell_ the child.
Marge: You tell Bart all the time! You told him this morning.
Homer: [plaintive] But when I do it, it's cute.
-- Double parenting standards,
"Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
life.
Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life. He said I
was an accident...he didn't want to have me.
Marge: You didn't want to have Bart.
Homer: I know, but you're never supposed to _tell_ the child.
Marge: You tell Bart all the time! You told him this morning.
Homer: [plaintive] But when I do it, it's cute.
-- Double parenting standards,
"Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
Related:
- Marge: Homie, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of
your life?
Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life. Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Harvey: Hello, Americans, Paul Harvey here. Did you know every
good American is at heart an erotic American?
It's true. A famous couple -- I don't need to tell you it was Dwight and Mamie Eisenhower -- offered _this_ advice... - Marge: But on the other hand, when you don't take advantage of an
opportunity, you can end up regretting it for the rest of your
life.
Homer: You're right, Marge. Just like the time I could have met Mr.... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.... - Marge: Here he is: Rex Harrison and Paul Anka rolled into one.
Ooh, hmm. That tonic really works -- you and Grampa should bottle it and go into business together.... - Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure
before.
Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out there.... - Marge: [in bed, reading the shopping list]
I get the feeling there's something you haven't told me Homer.
Homer: Huh? Oh, I love you Marge. Marge: Mm, Homer, you tell me that all the time.... - Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your
class.
Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge...
