Apu: We're Having Our Best Season Ever. And I Would Like To Say That It Is Because Of Teamwork.

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Apu: We're having our best season ever. And I would like to say
that it is because of teamwork...gee, who am I kidding, huh?
It's all because of Lisa.
Kearney: Let's hear it for Lisa!
[Bart looks sullen]
Milhouse: Hey Bart, if Lisa's better than you at hockey, does that mean
you're going to become better than her at school?
Bart: [gasps] Maybe I will, Milhouse. Maybe I will.
[in class, Bart grins and puts up his hand]
Edna: Who can tell me the capital of Spain? Bart Simpson?
Edna: [later] The square root of 36? Bart Simpson?
Edna: [later] Who freed the slaves? Bart Simpson?
Edna: [later] Bart Simpson?
Edna: [later] Bart Simpson?
Edna: [later] Bart Simpson, will you stop raising your hand? You
haven't had one right answer all day.
Bart: Sorry.
-- A for effort, however, "Lisa on Ice"