Edna: OK, it's book report time. We'll do them alphabetically.
Today it's A through M.
Bart: I'm saved! I love being a S-s-s-s-simpson.
Edna: Let's see, we have no A's, so let's go right to the B's. Bart?
Bart: Huh?
Edna: Hah!
Bart: [slowly] Mrs. Krabappel, I didn't --
Skinner: [over PA] Attention, this is Principal Skinner, your principal,
with a message from the Principal's Office. All students
please proceed immediately to an assembly in the Butthead
Memorial Auditorium. [to himself] Dammit, I wish we hadn't let
the students name that one.
-- Memorial? Butthead's dead?, "Lisa on Ice"
Today it's A through M.
Bart: I'm saved! I love being a S-s-s-s-simpson.
Edna: Let's see, we have no A's, so let's go right to the B's. Bart?
Bart: Huh?
Edna: Hah!
Bart: [slowly] Mrs. Krabappel, I didn't --
Skinner: [over PA] Attention, this is Principal Skinner, your principal,
with a message from the Principal's Office. All students
please proceed immediately to an assembly in the Butthead
Memorial Auditorium. [to himself] Dammit, I wish we hadn't let
the students name that one.
-- Memorial? Butthead's dead?, "Lisa on Ice"
Related:
- Bart: That's it, I can't take this any more, Milhouse.
I've got to get the real teachers back. Milhouse... - Bart: [to himself] That does it, I'm outta here.
[scribbles something on paper]
Mrs.
Krabappel, I have to go to the dentist. I have a carroway... - Ned: Well, all right, I'd like to call this meeting of the PTA to
or-diddely-order.
Let's see if we can't put an end to this ... - Edna: Go away, Bart, this is not a good time.
Bart:
I saw you two fighting...I'm worried there could be... - Edna: Seymour, you're being _totally_ unfair and the teachers won't
stand for it.
Skinner: You don't have the guts to strike. Edna... - Apu: We're having our best season ever. And I would like to say
that it is because of teamwork.
gee, who am I kidding, huh? It's all because... - The school is a police state. Students are afraid to sneeze.
And I have you to thank. -- Principal Skinner to... - Skinner: Now, Bart, son. I don't know what you think you saw .
but, uh ... let me assure you... Krabappel: What Seymour's... - I WILL NOT BRIBE PRINCIPAL SKINNER
I WILL NOT BRIBE
PRINCIPAL SKINNER I WILL NOT BRIBE PRINCIPAL SKINNER...
From the same category:
- Lisa: Dad, you did it! I am so proud of you.
Kid:
The switchboards are lighting up! Everyone: Yay! ... - Official: If word gets out about this, Krazy Klown Airlines will be a
laughingstock.
In exchange for your silence, I'm prepared to ... - Brace yourselves, gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph,
the secret ingredient is... Love!? Who's been screwing... - Lisa: I wish we lived in the kitty house.
Bart: I could've trained them to be my unholy army of the night.
Go, my pretties! Kill! Kill! -- The Wicked... - Homer: My name's Homer Simpson, I'd like to sign up for something.
Mrs. B: Well, we have an opening on the debate team...
