Bart: [hears singing] Jessica!
Lisa: Bart, be strong! You don't need that little hellcat.
Bart: Oh, Lis: she's already drawing me to her with her beautiful siren
song.
[opens church door, sees Ned Flanders singing falsetto]
[shudders] That's _very_ disturbing.
-- But hardly surprising, "Bart's Girlfriend"
Lisa: Bart, be strong! You don't need that little hellcat.
Bart: Oh, Lis: she's already drawing me to her with her beautiful siren
song.
[opens church door, sees Ned Flanders singing falsetto]
[shudders] That's _very_ disturbing.
-- But hardly surprising, "Bart's Girlfriend"
Related:
- Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents,
but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family... - Bart: There. If I can just get through this many days without seeing
her she should be completely out of my system.
OK: day one. [circles it] Marge: Time for church... - Ned: Good night, my little foundlingadings.
Bart:
But it's only 7:00. Lisa: Yeah, the sun is still... - Lisa: I can't believe it, Bart. I'd always thought Jessica was so
sweet!
Bart: She's like a Milk Dud, Lis: sweet on the outside... - Bart: Hi Jessica.
Jessica: Hi Bart. Come to watch me suffer?
Bart: I just wanted to let you know that even though... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Skinner: _That's_ the collection money!
Moe: [sniffs it] Oh yeah,
smells like church. Lovejoy: I guess it's obvious what's... - Bart: We gotta talk.
Jessica: Listen, thanks for not turning me in.
That was sweet. Bart: Well, it seems like if you... - Bart: Hey, Lis. A moment of your time.
Lisa: [stops playing her sax] Yeah?
Bart: Suppose I was writing my <second> letter to...
