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• I'm too old and incontinent-oops-incompetent.
• IBM: Incontinent Bandolerisimo Moloch
• IBM: Incontinent Bowel Movement.
• The Church of St Todd the Incontinent.
• Lisa: Grandpa's a vampire? Bart: We're all vampires!
  Lisa: But, no! We killed Mr. Burns -- Homer: You have to kill the _head_ vampire....
• Homer: You know, Mr. Burns is so cheap -- Burns: What?
  Homer: I mean, you know, Mr. Burns is so old -- Bu...
• Homer: So, Mr. Burns is gonna make us all go on a stupid corporate retreat up in the mountains to learn about _teamwork_.
  Which means we'll have to cancel our plans to hang around here....
• Burns: Homer, your bravery and quick thinking have turned a potential Chernobyl into a mere Three Mile Island.
  Bravo! [Places an award around Homer's neck....