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• Marge: Wow. He went from stinking rich to just plain stinking!
  [laughs] [Homer and Bart start laughing with her] Ba...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: I like him! He's smart, he's sensitive, he's clearly not obsessed with his physical appearance -- Home
  [walking by] My ears are burning. Lisa: Uh, I wasn't talking about you, Dad....
• Woman: I've been waiting for you, Lisa. Lisa: [gasps] How did you know my name?
  Woman: Your nametag. ["Hi, I'm Lady Lisa"] Would you like to know your future?...
• Homer: Stupid carbon rod. It's all just a popularity contest!
  Bart: Wow! Did you actually get to _see_ the rod?...
• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
• Marge: I hope you realize now that violence on TV may be funny, but it's not so funny when that violence is happening to you.
  Bart: [smug] But it _would_ be funny to someone who was watching us....
• Marge: Donny? Donny: What? Marge: Did you see a man being chased by some young hooligans?
  Donny: I see lots of stuff. Lisa: Did you see that?...
• Lisa: And now it's time for the Innocence Report with Homer Simpson.
  [holds sign: "Innocence Report"] Homer: Hello....