Homer: Oh, Marge, we were so close to winning the championship.

Homer: Oh, Marge, we were so close to winning the championship. Now,
thanks to Burns, it's never going to happen. And I spend so much
time building that trophy case.
[shot of pieces of wood with an Oscar atop them]
Marge: Homer, maybe Mr. Burns will bowl a great game, and you will win
your championship!
Homer: So you're saying...we're definitely going to win? Woo hoo!
[grabs Oscar] I won't need _this_ any more!
[tries flushing it; tries again and again and again]
Marge, someone broke the toilet!
-- Oscar vs. bowling trophy, "Team Homer"

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