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• Homer: You know, Mr. Burns, you're the richest guy I know.
  Way richer than Lenny. Burns: Oh yes. But I'd trade it all for a little more....
• Homer: Wow, you sure know how to cheat, Mr. Burns. Bu
  Yes, well, I'm older than you. Burns: You know, Simpson, you're not as objectionable as you seemed when we first met....
• Homer: Marge, we need to talk. You're spending too much time at the casino and I think you may have a problem.
  Marge: I won sixty dollars last night! Homer: Woo-hoo!...
• Homer: You know, Mr. Burns is so cheap -- Burns: What?
  Homer: I mean, you know, Mr. Burns is so old -- Bu...
• Homer: Woo hoo! We won! We won! [Homer, Apu, and Moe dance while the kid gets the trophy from the case] [Homer holds it, but Burns takes it] Bu
  You mean, _I_ won. Apu: But we were a team, Sir....
• Homer: [sighs] Lousy job. Nothing exciting ever happens.
  [A fanfare plays; an emcee and a scantily clad woman appear] Emcee...
• Burns: Simpson, I have a confession. I'm not quite the tunnel-digger I made myself out to be.
  Homer: You can supervise me. Burns: All right, good!...
• Burns: Here, tell me how my stocks did yesterday. Home
  Uh... they all won. Burns: What about my options? Home...
• I won! I won!