Man: You're on the right track. Follow the names.
Bart: How the hell do you know?
Man: [takes a drag] I can't tell you who I am, but I worked on the
campaign.
Homer: [pulling up in car, shines headlights] Hey, Mr. Smithers!
Smithers: Well, you might as well give me a ride home now.
[in the car]
I've never gone behind Mr. Burns' back before but Sideshow
Bob's ultra-conservative views, er, conflict with my...choice
of lifestyle. All I can do is give you one name: Edgar
Neubauer. Find him, and you'll find your answer.
-- At long last, the truth about Waylon J.,
"Sideshow Bob Roberts"
Bart: How the hell do you know?
Man: [takes a drag] I can't tell you who I am, but I worked on the
campaign.
Homer: [pulling up in car, shines headlights] Hey, Mr. Smithers!
Smithers: Well, you might as well give me a ride home now.
[in the car]
I've never gone behind Mr. Burns' back before but Sideshow
Bob's ultra-conservative views, er, conflict with my...choice
of lifestyle. All I can do is give you one name: Edgar
Neubauer. Find him, and you'll find your answer.
-- At long last, the truth about Waylon J.,
"Sideshow Bob Roberts"
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- Barlow: [on the radio] My friends, Bob is a political prisoner.
I want every loyal listener to do everything... - Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers]
Aah!
Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait... - Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
Maybe I could have been something more than... - Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal,
you transfer the call to Mr. Burns. After she tears... - Bob: Well Bart, Lisa...here I am.
Lisa: I have a plan.
I think we can trap him. [they walk up; Lisa... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Sideshow Bob: Selma, I don't know what to say...
Selma:
Just tell me you like McGyver. Sideshow Bob: Very well... - Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to
go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell... - Bob: So sorry, Mr. Simpson. Your house is blocking construction of
our new Matlock Expressway.
[camera pulls back to show expressway looming overhead]...
From the same category:
- Marge: [checks her watch] One more hour.
Homer: An hour?
I can't wait another hour. What's keeping that stupid... - Marge: This was a lovely idea, Homey. Come here and kiss me.
Homer: Mmm...[shudders] [a light shines down... - Bart: Wow! Can I see your club?
Cop: It's called a baton,
son. Bart: Oh. What's it for? Cop: We club people... - Bart: Hey, McBain, I'm a big fan, but your last movie really sucked.
McBain: I know. There were script problems from day... - Homer: I'm gonna miss Springfield. This town's been awfully good to us.
Bart: No, it hasn't, Dad. That's why we're leaving...
