Bob: Well Bart, Lisa...here I am.
Lisa: I have a plan. I think we can trap him.
[they walk up; Lisa takes a sip of water]
You know, Sideshow Bob, I believe you when you say you're
innocent.
Bob: Indeed I am.
Lisa: Because we all know you're a naive pawn -- puppet, if you will --
of the most diabolical political genius Springfield has ever
known: Birchibald T. Barlow!
[Barlow stammers incoherently]
You don't have the intelligence to rig an election by yourself, do
you?
Bart: You were just Barlow's lackey.
Lisa: You were Ronny to his Nancy!
Bart: Sonny to his Cher!
Lisa: Ringo to his rest of the Beatles!
-- Ringo "Excuse the lateness of my reply"?,
"Sideshow Bob Roberts"
Lisa: I have a plan. I think we can trap him.
[they walk up; Lisa takes a sip of water]
You know, Sideshow Bob, I believe you when you say you're
innocent.
Bob: Indeed I am.
Lisa: Because we all know you're a naive pawn -- puppet, if you will --
of the most diabolical political genius Springfield has ever
known: Birchibald T. Barlow!
[Barlow stammers incoherently]
You don't have the intelligence to rig an election by yourself, do
you?
Bart: You were just Barlow's lackey.
Lisa: You were Ronny to his Nancy!
Bart: Sonny to his Cher!
Lisa: Ringo to his rest of the Beatles!
-- Ringo "Excuse the lateness of my reply"?,
"Sideshow Bob Roberts"
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Bob: Really? What type of smart? Book smart? Because... - Barlow: Sideshow Bob, councilman Les Whinen says that you're not
experienced enough to be mayor.
Sir, what do you have to say about that? ... - Barlow: All right, my friends, let's go to the phones.
First up is Bob from South Springfield. Welcome... - Announcer: KBBL talk radio. And now Springfield's favorite conservative
and author of the well-selling book,
"Only Turkeys Have Left Wings." Ladies... - Bob: Well, at least I'll have my revenge!
Bart: Bob,
no! Lisa: Don't you see? That would be taking the... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bob: Hello, children. [with malice] Hello, Bart.
Bart:
Eep. Bob: Young friends, my opponent, Joe Quimby... - Bob: [reading from the bomb casing] "Best before November 1959."
Dammit,
Bob. There were plenty of brand new bombs, but you... - Marge: [hearing radio] Mmm...this sounds awfully controversial.
Lisa, you _know_ I don't like controversy in this house...
