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• Mayor Qimby: We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville.
  Just tell us your idea, and we'll vote for it! Episode: Marge vs. the Monorail...
• Homer: Are we gonna die, son? Bart: Yeah, but at least we're going to take a lot of innocent people.
  -- "Marge vs. the Monorail...
• Quimby: We will now hear suggestions for the disbursement of the two million dollars.
  Lisa: Don't you mean <three> million dollars?...
• Singers: Without a Mayor Quimby, our town would really sink, [a garbage truck with a "Vote Quimby" ad empties a bin] We wouldn't have a tire yard, or a mid-size roller rink.
  [Quimby grins next to burning tires, then roller skates] We wouldn't have our gallows, or our shiny Bigfoot trap, [Quimby grins through noose, then smiles next to trap] It's not the mayor's fault that the stadium collapsed....
• Grandpa [beginning his speech against the construction of the Monorail]
  We could spend this million building a Monorail, bu-- Crowd...
• Quimby: Watch it, you walking tub of donut batter! Wiggum
  Hey, I got pictures of you, Quimby. Quimby: You don't scare me....
• Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?
  -- Mayor "Diamond" Joe Quimby, "Lisa the Iconocla...
• Marge: I still think we ought to spend the money to fix Main Street.
  Homer: Well, you should've written a song like that guy....
• I hereby declare today to be Marge Simpson Day in the city of Springfield!
  -- Mayor Quimby goes after the chick vote, "Homer Alone...