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• Mayor Qimby: We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville.
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• Lisa: Why build a monorail in a small town with a centralized population around a town center?
  Lyle Lanley: I could answer that question for you, but you and I would be the only ones here who would understand the answer....
• MONO = ONE RAIL = RAIL -- Lesson at the Lanley Institute of Monorail Conducting, "Marge vs.
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• True or false? You can get mono from riding the monorail.
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• Homer: Do you want to change your name to Homer, Junior?
  The kids can call you Ho-Ju! Bart: [appropriate pause] I'll get back to you....