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  Conover: Mr. Simpson, shush! Disparaging the boot is a bootable offense....
• So, like us, let your children run wild and free, because as the old saying goes, let your children run wild and free.
  -- Homer Simpson Bart vs. Australia...
• The weak and nerdy are admired for their computer-programming abilities.
  -- Homer Simpson Bart vs. Australia...
• Andy: Hear ye, hear ye. This session will now come to order.
  With the cooperation of the US Department of State, we have present today one Bart Simpson....
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: It's hard to see what's going on; I can only make out the fat soldiers.
  Skinner: All right, children, switch. [one of the soldiers spots the children] Man 4...
• Bart: Hey, G.I.Joe: your sign's broken. We're already in Australia.
  Marine: Actually, Sir, the embassy is considered American soil, Sir!...
• Bart: I can't believe I've gotta spend all my free time dusting doilies in a smelly run-down dump for a creepy old witch.
  [pulls a curtain, behind which we see a number of scantily-clad girls dancing can-can and people gambling] Lady, I gotta tell ya, I have been grossly misinformed about witches....