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• Homer: Look, I know I'm not witty like that critic guy, but does he know _all_ the words to the Oscar Mayer song?
  Jay: [walking past, singing] Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner, [Bart and Lisa join in] That is what I'd truly like to be....
• Homer: What are you doing, Marge? Didn't you hear the song?
  Marge: No, I had to go rent the bulldozer. Ned...
• Grandpa [beginning his speech against the construction of the Monorail]
  We could spend this million building a Monorail, bu-- Crowd...
• Marge: [listening to `You Light Up My Life' on the radio] Our song.
  Homer: I bet the guy she was singing that about was real happy....
• Marge appears in the dream, then awakens Homer] Marge
  Homer! Homer, wake up! There's still a few minutes till our usual bedtime....
• Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? -- Homer Simpson Marge vs. the Monorail
• Donuts. Is there anything they do? -- Homer, "Marge vs. the Monorail
• Smithers: Well, sir, where should we dump <this> batch [of nuclear waste]?
  Playground? Burns: No. All those bald children are arousing suspicion....
• Apu: I would like to see this money spent on more police officers.
  I have been shot eight this year. As a result, I almost missed work....