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  Mr. Burns? Burns: Oh, hello, Kent. [as loud rhythmic buzzing continues in the background] Right now, skilled nuclear energy technicians are calmly correcting a minor, piffling malfunction....
• Burns: [menacing] I want that oil well. I've got a monopoly to maintain!
  I own the electric company, and the water works -- plus the hotel on Baltic Avenue!...
• Burns: Remember, your job and the future of your family hinges on your successful completion of Nuclear Physics 101.
  Oh, and one more thing: [ominously] you must find the jade monkey before the next full moon....
• Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes, "What is the real deal with Mr.
  Burns' assistant Smithers? You know what I'm talking about....
• Smithers: Permission to speak frankly, sir? Bu
  Permission granted. Smithers: Well, you are quite wealthy, ....
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• TOXIC WASTE -- DO NOT EAT. Warning on Barrel Episode: 9F10 Marge vs. the Monorail
• Agent 2: I'm still not sure how he caused the meltdown.
  There wasn't any nuclear material in the truck!...
• Burns: Ah, well, if it isn't the Simps! Homer: Uh, it's Simp-son, sir.
  Burns: Eh? [refers to the index card] Oh, yes. Homer and Marge Simpson....