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• Grandpa Simpson to old lady: Hello, beautiful! Woma
  In your dreams Grandpa: We'll see about that! [falls asleep and starts snoring] Episode...
• Lisa: A rose by any other name smells as sweet Ba
  Not if you call them 'Stench Blossoms'. Episode: When Principal Skinner's true identity is discovered...
• The episode where Principal Skinner's identity is revealed as Armand Tamzarian is a *complete* parody of a French story (historical event?
  ) called: "The Return of Martin Guerre", where a 'no-goodnik' rolls into town and pretends that he's Martin Guerre (or Skinner), and resumes the man's life, only to be challenged by the real guy years and years later....
• The Superintendant: "But I'm a public servant. I can't use my judgment.
  Episode: When Principal Skinner & Mrs. Karbopel have an affair....
• I will not bribe Principal Skinne
• Ah, Spring Break in Hong Kong; custom-made suits at slave labor prices.
  -- Principal Skinner, "Bart on the Road...
• Homer: Principal Skinner, allow me to introduce you to my wife's lovely (and available) sister, Selma.
  Patty: You bozo, I'm Patty! Homer: What!? Skinne...
• Principal Skinner: So, see me again tomorrow? Patty
  [grunt] I'm afraid that's my microwave cookery class....