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• Principal Skinner, as he returns to Capitol City on his motorcycle
  Ah, 433rd street -- my old neighborhood Episode: When Principal Skinner's true identity is discovered...
• Lisa: A rose by any other name smells as sweet Ba
  Not if you call them 'Stench Blossoms'. Episode: When Principal Skinner's true identity is discovered...
• Troy McLure: Coming up this hour on the Impulse Buying Network, your chance to own a piece of Itchy and Scratchy, the toontown twosome beloved by everyone -- even cynical members of Generation X!
  Gen Xer: [watching at home] Pfft, yeah. "Groovy". [Uses his fingers to make the quotation marks signs] Beautifully mocks how we (Generation X-ers) make everything "ironic" (and thus "cool") by putting everything in quotation marks....
• Grandpa [lying on the grass]: The grass is sharper than the grass in my day.
  .. Episode: AABF16, The Old Man and the 'C' Stude...
• Krabappel: [simultaneous with Skinner] Yay! Skinne
  Hooray! Krabappel: You dream about this day for so long, then when it comes, you don't know what to say....
• The episode where Principal Skinner's identity is revealed as Armand Tamzarian is a *complete* parody of a French story (historical event?
  ) called: "The Return of Martin Guerre", where a 'no-goodnik' rolls into town and pretends that he's Martin Guerre (or Skinner), and resumes the man's life, only to be challenged by the real guy years and years later....
• On the episode where Bart and Lisa are writing scripts for Itchy & Scratchy, Grandpa is their ghost writer.
  When asked if he ever wondered why he was getting checks in the mail, Grandpa answered," I just thought the Democrats were back in office....
• We're going to find out tonight who the oldest lady in the audience is.
  And we have a marvelous present for her. When we find the oldest lady, we're going to give her ....