Simpsons Sly Social Commentary

Principal Skinner: Mr. Burns, what is the secret to your success?
Mr. Burns: Family, religion, loyalty... these are the demons you must slay if you want to be successful....
Reverend Lovejoy in a sermon about the Movementaria
This so called new religion is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants designed to take away the money of fools....
Marge: [in the distance] Bart! Lisa! Time for church!
Mrs. Van Houten: [in the distance] Milhouse! Time for church....
Bart: Why the crap do we have to go to church anyway?
Marge: You just answered your own question with that commode mouth....
Mrs. Lovejoy: So, Bart, how's school going? Jessica always gets straight A's.
Bart: Well, in my family grades aren't that important....
Homer: And what if we picked the wrong religion? Every week, we're just making God madder and madder!
Episode: Homer the Heretic...
Homer: I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids.
So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?...
Lisa: Why are you dedicating your life to blasphemy?
Homer: Don't worry, sweetheart. If I'm wrong, I'll recant on my deathbed....
Homer: Kids, let me tell you about another so-called [makes quotation marks with fingers] ``wicked'' guy.
He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always do what other people thought was right....
Flanders: I don't need to be told what I think.... by anyone living Episode
AABF18, They Saved Lisa's Brai...