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Simpsons Sly Social Commentary
- Reverend Lovejoy in a sermon about the Movementarians:
"This so called new religion is nothing but a pack...
- Marge: [in the distance] Bart! Lisa! Time for church!
Mrs. Van Houten: [in the distance] Milhouse! Time for...
- Bart: Why the crap do we have to go to church anyway?
Marge: You just answered your own question with that...
- Mrs. Lovejoy: So, Bart, how's school going? Jessica always gets straight A's.
Bart: Well, in my family grades aren't that important...
- Homer: And what if we picked the wrong religion? Every week,
we're just making God madder and madder!
Episode:...
- Homer: I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids.
So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about...
- Lisa: Why are you dedicating your life to blasphemy?
Homer: Don't worry, sweetheart. If I'm wrong, I'll...
- Homer: Kids, let me tell you about another so-called [makes quotation marks with fingers] ``wicked'' guy.
He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always...
- Flanders: I don't need to be told what I think.... by anyone living
Episode:
AABF18, They Saved Lisa's...
- Bart: Oh boy! Free trading cards!
Milhouse: Wow! Joseph of Arimathea!
Twenty six conversions in A.D. 46.
Nelson: Whoa, a...
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