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• Lisa: Why are you dedicating your life to blasphemy?
  Homer: Don't worry, sweetheart. If I'm wrong, I'll recant on my deathbed....
• Homer: I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids.
  So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?...
• Lisa: Dad, can you take me to Dr. Hibbert's office?
  Homer: Why? What's wrong? Lisa: Oh, nothing. I just scheduled a tetanus booster....
• Episode: Homer the Heretic
• Homer: Ooh la la! Lisa: Hi, Dad. Homer: You look great, sweetheart.
  Lisa: [abashed] Thanks. Homer: Little Lisa, Lisa Simpson....
• Homer: I was rude to every one of you, and you saved my life when you could've just left me to fry like the proverbial pancake that I am.
  Marge: Aw, Homer, I'm so glad to hear you say that. -- "Homer the Heretic...
• I'm not a bad guy. I work hard and I love my kids.
  So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?...